thechamberofsecrets:

I want a sugar daddy to warm up my bank account in this chill of winter

343 followers!! Thank you so much!!! 💜💜💜

spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(Source: banwhitepeople)

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

nate25percent:

Most male Broadway actors can be divided into two camps:

  • The ones who played Roger in their high school production of Rent
  • The ones who played Mark

kurtbort:

*swirls $6.99 wine*

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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Heterosexuality is NOT for me

(Source: telapathetic)

h8tingthis:

i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

(Source: giantsfan1218)

insecuredragon:

satan-anally-fisting-dean-winchester-in-the-tardis:

vambrace:

it’s hard to take some text posts seriously when people have urls like “satan-anally-fisting-dean-winchester-in-the-tardis”

alright asshole

fuck-yeah-feminist:

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

It’s a frightening reality.

theghostoflove
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