zea7:

Pop punk check list:
[X] flannel
[X] black tank top
[X] anklet
[X] toe rings
[X] awesome hair

Also:
[X] works at a pizza place
[X] is hella cool what up

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

What he was thinking

(Source: labyrinthing)

themaidaradiamegido:

monkeysaysficus:

joshisasoftie:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

See this is what happens when you try to make Moses white
He gets pissed and plagues our ass with a swarm of hell bugs

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

black-quadrant:

don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind

don’t use them for their generosity

and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice

good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded

treat these people right

topladsk8erboi:

burgrs:

"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

Straight men aren’t allowed opinions/thoughts/feelings because of their gender and sexual orientation

That’s not it, its that phrase that usually begins something sexist/homophobic. “As a straight man, I [says something stupid]…”

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

queenofdorite:

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay

lucy-or-something:

piinboots:

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

GOOD

^

(Source: katzbeverly)

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