Pop punk check list:
[X] black tank top
[X] toe rings
[X] awesome hair
[X] works at a pizza place
[X] is hella cool what up
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
What he was thinking
Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie.
THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT
THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT
See this is what happens when you try to make Moses white
He gets pissed and plagues our ass with a swarm of hell bugs
let’s get this straight
it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you
don’t mistreat people who are sincerely kind
don’t use them for their generosity
and for fuck’s sake don’t take them for granted expecting them to always be there because they’re nice
good-natured people can be worn down so much that even they can become jaded
treat these people right
"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"
Straight men aren’t allowed opinions/thoughts/feelings because of their gender and sexual orientation
That’s not it, its that phrase that usually begins something sexist/homophobic. “As a straight man, I [says something stupid]…”
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.
"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay